"Beta, kya kar rahe ho life mein?"
We heard you—fellow Desis.
The endless aunty gossips, mom’s “bas ek kaam” that turns into a full-time job, dad’s WiFi troubleshooting, and the never-ending “log kya kahenge” pressure.
But also—Uber drivers oversharing their life stories, stuffing 12 people into a 5-seater, and that one friend who always has a bhaiya for everything.
The desi struggles we all survive—we’ve turned them into a card game. Break the ice, uncover hilarious (and shocking) facts, and make time fly.
Welcome to Namaste Nonsense.
We heard you—fellow Indians.
The endless aunty gossips, mom’s “bas ek kaam” that turns into a full-time job, dad’s WiFi troubleshooting, and the never-ending “log kya kahenge” pressure.
But also—Uber drivers oversharing their life stories, stuffing 12 people into a 5-seater, and that one friend who always has a bhaiya for everything.
The desi struggles we all survive—we’ve turned them into a card game. Break the ice, uncover hilarious (and shocking) facts, and make time fly.
Welcome to Namaste Nonsense.
Namaste Nonsense
Namaste Nonsense
The Namaste Nonsense Card Game
Relatable struggles, absurd scenarios, and desi chaos—all in one hilarious card game.
Rs. 800 Rs. 1,000
60
Namaste Cards
150
Nonsense Cards
Response Cards
40
Karma Cards
Dare Cards
Age
13+
Players
4-10
Duration
30-60 min
The Namaste Nonsense Card Game
Relatable struggles, absurd scenarios, and desi chaos—all in one hilarious card game.
60
Namaste Cards
Prompt cards
150
Nonsense Cards
Response cards
40
Karma Cards
Dare cards
Age
13+
Players
4-10
Duration
30-60 min
Rs. 800 Rs. 1,000
✍🏻 Reviews
Here's how people think about about us.
Too Real 😂
Felt like a full-on family gathering. Arguments, roasting, and karma dares had us crying. Worth it!
- Rahul M., Gurgaon
Absurd
The nonsense cards are so stupid, but in the best way possible.
- Ananya S., Delhi
Crying Laughing
Some of these nonsense cards felt like personal attacks 😂. It was easy to play, and we were losing it the whole time.
- Vikram T., Gurgaon
✍️ Reviews
Here's how people think about about us.
Too Real 😂
Felt like a full-on family gathering. Arguments, roasting, and karma dares had us crying. Worth it!
— Rahul M., Gurgaon
Absurd
The nonsense cards are so stupid, but in the best way possible.
— Ananya S., Delhi
Crying Laughing
Some of these cards felt like personal attacks 😂. It was easy to play, and we were losing it the whole time.
— Vikram T., Gurgaon
How To Play
Pick a Namaste card, drop your funniest Nonsense card, and dodge the Karma dare!
1
Each player gets 7 Nonsense cards.
I'm talking about the white cards. Make sure you have 7 of them each round - take extra if you're missing a few.
2
Judge picks an orange card
Pick one person to be the judge of the round.
3
Everyone submits their funniest response
Judge, place one Namaste (orange) card.
4
Judge selects the funniest
Each player except the judge
How To Play
Pick a Namaste card, drop your funniest Nonsense card, and dodge the Karma dare!
1
Each player gets 7 Nonsense cards.
I'm talking about the white cards. Make sure you have 7 of them each round - take extra if you're missing a few.
2
Judge picks an orange card
Pick one person to be the judge of the round.
3
Everyone submits their funniest response
Judge, place one Namaste (orange) card.
4
Judge selects the funniest
Each player except the judge
The Nonsense Community
A wild community of desis who thrive on humor, chaos, and unapologetic nonsense!
👨🏻👩🏻👧🏻 The Nonsense Community
A wild community of desis who thrive on humor, chaos, and unapologetic nonsense!
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